Oh, that I could by any chemic art
To sperm convert my spirit and my heart,
That at one thrust I might my soul translate
And in the womb myself regenerate!
There steeped in lust nine months I would remain,
Then boldly fuck my passage back again.
__________________________John Wilmot

It seems the movie The Libertine is quite bad, but the man its about is, in my humble opinion, brilliant to have written the above. And well, obviously dear Johnny can do no wrong.